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You're going to be a great-grandma. -
You're going to be a grandpa -
This candle lasts longer than most of my relationships -
The "V" in Valentine's Day stands for Vodka -
Dad of the fucking year -
Coffee Lover -
Cocaine & Hookers -
Hello, motherfucker -
Please don't screw in the bathroom -
Allergic to idiots -
Small Tits Club | Funny Candle | Handmade from Soy Wax -
Happy Valentine's Day Candle