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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance | Funny Candle | Handmade from soy wax in DE -
It's nice to have a dad like you | funny statement candle -
Banned from the Mom Club -
I can see me c*mming in your ass tonight | Funny Candle | Handmade from Soy Wax -
Let’s get drunk & fu*k | Funny Candle | Handmade from Soy Wax -
Happy Valentine's Day Candle -
Happy Birthday -
Please don't screw in the bathroom -
Hello, motherfucker -
Cocaine & Hookers -
Dad of the fucking year -
The "V" in Valentine's Day stands for Vodka -
You're going to be a grandpa -
You're going to be a great-grandma. -
Light me up if you want to see me naked -
Screw Valentine's Day, I love you every day -
Screw Valentine's Day, I love you every day -
Light me, love is in the air -
I love you -
Ich liebe es, dass wir beide den Valentinstag hassen -
Fuck Valentine's Day. I love you every day -
I love you -
I love that we both hate Valentine's Day -
I don't need a Valentine. I need wine
