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Perfect for all moms who aren't into roses and glitter, but prefer to go through life with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWhether for \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMother's Day\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, a \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ebirthday\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, as a post-birth gift, or just because: with this cheeky saying, you're giving laughs, scent, and a real statement – completely without kitsch, but with a lot of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eOur candles are made from \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, are \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003elovingly hand-poured\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, and come in 3 practical sizes – for short moments or hours of burning. Available \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ewith or without scent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e upon request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔹 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Saying: \u003ci\u003eLife is hard, but at least you don't have ugly children\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Choose with or without scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• 3 sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e – \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmall (120 ml | approx. 30 h)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e – \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eMedium (300 ml | approx. 70 h)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e – \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge (400 ml | approx. 100 h)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Hand-poured from soy wax\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Vegan, sustainable, low-soot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• With cotton wick and resealable lid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e• Each piece is unique with attitude 💥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e❤️ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWho are you giving the candle to?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTo the coolest mom, the new mother, your best friend, or... yourself. 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