We stand behind every single candle ourselves.
Funny scented candle with a saying: "This candle burns longer than most of my relationships." Handmade, vegan, witty & the perfect gift for women with a sense of humor!
This candle burns longer than most of my relationships – and that's no joke.
Humorous. Honest. And guaranteed long-lasting (at least longer than your last crush 💔).
💡 Handmade soy wax candle with a cheeky saying – optionally with one of our seductive scents or completely unscented. Available in 3 sizes, vegan, sustainable, and with a lot of attitude.
Whether as a gift for your best friend, for Valentine's Day, for retail therapy after a bad date, or just for yourself: this candle hits just the right note.
🕯️ Details:
Saying: “This candle burns longer than most of my relationships”
Material: 100% natural soy wax
Sizes:
– Small: 120 ml (approx. 30 hrs burn time)
– Medium: 300 ml (approx. 70 hrs burn time)
– Large: 400 ml (approx. 100 hrs burn time)
Available with or without scent
Vegan & hand-poured
In a jar with a screw lid (perfect for reuse!)
Perfect as a gift for women, girlfriends, colleagues & yourself
💬 Fun, Scent & Statement in one
Funny candles like this aren't just decor, they're real mood-boosters. Show your attitude – or give it as a gift!
Unsere Kerzen bestehen aus hochwertigem Sojawachs und werden mit größter Sorgfalt hergestellt. Dennoch handelt es sich um eine offene Flamme – bitte gehe stets verantwortungsvoll damit um.
We stand behind every single candle ourselves.
Design with attitude, not with decorative thoughts.
Everything here has a reason – and an opinion.
Handmade, not rubber-stamped.
No shortcuts, no excuses.
No corporation, no bullshit.
Three people, one clear direction.