We stand behind every single candle ourselves.
Small and funny like my penis. – This sassy slogan candle from Your Attitude Club is a real highlight for anyone who loves humor and a little provocation. With its witty and ambiguous statement, it's guaranteed to spark conversation and unforgettable laughter. It's the perfect gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or simply to bring a mischievous grin to your partner's or best friends' faces.
Each candle is handcrafted with great love and care. We use only high-quality, 100% vegan soy wax. This not only ensures a particularly long burning time but also a clean burn without harmful residues. The natural cotton wick perfectly complements the whole, providing a steady, calm flame. This creates a cozy atmosphere that invites relaxation, laughter, and enjoyment.
The candle is available in three practical sizes, so you can find exactly the right format for your needs:
– Small: 120 ml, approx. 30 hours burn time – ideal as a small, funny souvenir or surprise gift.
– Medium: 300 ml, approx. 70 hours burn time – perfect for cozy evenings and many hours of joy.
– Large: 400 ml, approx. 100 hours burn time – for those who can never get enough of humorous moments.
The design is deliberately minimalist and stylish. The simple glass with clear black lettering blends harmoniously into any home and looks both elegant and cheeky. The slogan on the label stands out and makes the candle an absolute eye-catcher.
Whether for men, women, or couples – this candle is perfect as an erotically humorous gift. It shows that gifts don't always have to be serious, but can also be fun. Especially in a relationship, the candle can be a playful, intimate, and at the same time funny gift. But it also provides countless laughs among friends and ensures that it will certainly not be forgotten.
Candles traditionally stand for warmth, romance, and coziness. However, Your Attitude Club products go one step further: they combine these classic values with a dose of humor and provocative sayings that spark conversation. With the candle "Small and funny like my penis.", you get a product that not only creates a mood but also reflects your attitude towards life: humorous, brave, and unique.
Sustainability and quality are top priorities at Your Attitude Club. Each candle is handcrafted with attention to detail. We rely on durable materials that are environmentally friendly and leave a good feeling – both when giving and when using.
Conclusion: The candle "Small and funny like my penis." is more than just a scented candle. It's a statement, a conversation starter, and a gift that is guaranteed not to go unnoticed. Anyone who loves humor and isn't afraid of a cheeky remark will simply adore this candle.
Unsere Kerzen bestehen aus hochwertigem Sojawachs und werden mit größter Sorgfalt hergestellt. Dennoch handelt es sich um eine offene Flamme – bitte gehe stets verantwortungsvoll damit um.
We stand behind every single candle ourselves.
Design with attitude, not with decorative thoughts.
Everything here has a reason – and an opinion.
Handmade, not rubber-stamped.
No shortcuts, no excuses.
No corporation, no bullshit.
Three people, one clear direction.